hange’s like “eyyy I’m kind of into this. a lot. more than I feel I should.”
OK IS THIS JUST ME OR
DOES THE DORK CHANGE HOW HE WEARS HIS GODDAMN PONYTAIL DEPENDING ON THE OCCASION, LIKE HE WEARS IT HIGH WHEN JOGGING TO KEEP HIS HAIR OUT OF THE WAY OR SOMETHING?
No, please continue, I like where this is going
i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.
When he cums and you’re not ready
I AM ON THE FLOOR HELOP ME
I just noticed that Jarvis has his own stocking. Tony Stark hangs up a stocking for Jarvis at Christmas. And there are at least two extra stockings up there so Tony totally gives his bots stockings too.
I think the important part is that the stocking for Jarvis is completely different from the others. It’s loud and silly looking and the name is written in what looks to be a child’s handwriting.
That’s the stocking Tony made Jarvis, the real human Jarvis, when he was young.
@agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god
I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making.
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This man is seriously a paragon.
Fuck he’s fine!